Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Crap Andrew Says

Andrew says some of the most random crap you could ever think of. The problem is, these things are always right in the moment and I usually forget them. Maybe it's for the best because my goal isn't to publicly embarrass him on the internet. But, for the sake of fun and games, today I'm sharing two of the craziest things Andrew has said (that I can remember). Yes, I really do love this guy with all my heart.

Elis and Andrew
This is probably a perfect depiction of how their faces would look if they read this.

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While in a grocery store with Elis and I...

Andrew: "Elis, you should buy some sliced cut meat."

*Elis and I exchange looks then proceed to laugh.*

Elis: "Some what?"

Andrew: "You know, sliced cut meat. So you can make sandwiches and bring them to work."

Me: "Andrew, I think you mean deli meat."

Andrew: "Yeah, sliced cut meat. Same sh*t."

(Asking Andrew if he wants some 'sliced cut meat' is a pretty common thing now.)

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I don't know how this came up, but one time Andrew told me that he thought "going number two" was "going number one twice."

You can't make this stuff up.

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Does your man say random crap?

Duh! Danae!

24 comments:

  1. I will only call it sliced cut meat from now on. x

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  2. haha awesome...going number one twice - that is VERY funny!!

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  3. Going number one twice!?! Hahahahaha funniest thing I've read all day.

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  4. Those are great! I love it, Thanks for linking up!

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  5. Literally laughing out loud right now. Sliced cut meat and number 1 twice... priceless.

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  6. Hahaha going number one twice?! Yes! Too funny.

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  7. These are great - going number one twice is hilarious!

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  8. going number one twice... i can't. i just. i can't hahah

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  9. ""going number two" was "going number one twice" Hahahaahahaahaha! I mean, hey... I see the logic in that! ;P

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  10. hilarious! My 12 year nephew calls diarrhea number 3! :)

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  11. Hahahaha I love the #2 one! That is hilarious!!

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  12. see there in lines the difference between you and i. i try to publicly shame my bf on the internet daily ;)

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  13. That's actually pretty awesome. Going number 2 twice! Isn't it funny that we can go on thinking something is totally right just because no one ever corrected us!?!
    YEARS ago- my one girlfriend said, "Oh I'm such a homophobic." We were all like- what? Why? She said, "Oh, I HATE being at home- my mom drives me crazy!" We still bug her about that one. Oh and she thought that having twins just meant that you were pregnant and then you had sex again and got pregnant a second time!! (I love her to death, but she isn't the sharpest tool... !!)

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  14. Hahahahah the last one is so freaking funny!

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  15. BAHAHAHAH! That is hilarious about the going number one twice. You are right you can't make that sh*t up!

    Angi@ cantbuymelovvve.blogspot.com

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  16. Haha, a number one twice is my favourite one!

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  17. I'm totally using the "going number two twice" when the fiance gets home tonight! Love it!

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  18. haha- sliced cut meat seems a little repetitive! Boys are hilarious.

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