|Elis and Andrew|
This is probably a perfect depiction of how their faces would look if they read this.
While in a grocery store with Elis and I...
Andrew: "Elis, you should buy some sliced cut meat."
*Elis and I exchange looks then proceed to laugh.*
Elis: "Some what?"
Andrew: "You know, sliced cut meat. So you can make sandwiches and bring them to work."
Me: "Andrew, I think you mean deli meat."
Andrew: "Yeah, sliced cut meat. Same sh*t."
(Asking Andrew if he wants some 'sliced cut meat' is a pretty common thing now.)
I don't know how this came up, but one time Andrew told me that he thought "going number two" was "going number one twice."
You can't make this stuff up.
Does your man say random crap?