Crap Andrew Says

Andrew says some of the most random crap you could ever think of. The problem is, these things are always right in the moment and I usually forget them. Maybe it's for the best because my goal isn't to publicly embarrass him on the internet. But, for the sake of fun and games, today I'm sharing two of the craziest things Andrew has said (that I can remember). Yes, I really do love this guy with all my heart.

Elis and Andrew
This is probably a perfect depiction of how their faces would look if they read this.

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While in a grocery store with Elis and I...

Andrew: "Elis, you should buy some sliced cut meat."

*Elis and I exchange looks then proceed to laugh.*

Elis: "Some what?"

Andrew: "You know, sliced cut meat. So you can make sandwiches and bring them to work."

Me: "Andrew, I think you mean deli meat."

Andrew: "Yeah, sliced cut meat. Same sh*t."

(Asking Andrew if he wants some 'sliced cut meat' is a pretty common thing now.)

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I don't know how this came up, but one time Andrew told me that he thought "going number two" was "going number one twice."

You can't make this stuff up.

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Does your man say random crap?