Tuesday, 4 March 2014

You're Really Flexible


"You're really flexible," the random woman at the gym tells me. She's cornered me in the locker room.

I clutch my towel, making sure it's on tight. I try to stare directly at her eyes as I notice she seems to be missing a towel of her own.

"I'm sorry?" I say.

"I saw how you lifted your leg up really high. It was pretty impressive."

What the hell is she talking about?

"What are you talking about?" I ask.

"In the shower. You lifted your leg."

"You mean when I was washing my feet?"

"Oh, is that were you were doing? I can't reach my feet so I don't wash them."

I'm grossed out and then it hits me, "Wait, you were watching me shower?"

"That sounds creepy when you put it that way. I had just noticed through my shower stall that you were very bendy and I was admiring your form."

That's the less creepy way of telling me you're a creep?

"Um, thanks? I better get changed now..." I say and walk away.

I'll never be able to take a shower at the gym now without wondering if someone is watching me. Thanks, creepy lady.

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32 comments:

  1. Adrienne4 March 2014 at 09:50

    yikes yikes yikes, i tell ya there are some real nuts at the gym!

    see ADRIENNE run

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    1. cbillme5 March 2014 at 16:48

      I always thought the nuts were only in the men's locker room.

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  2. Amanda4 March 2014 at 09:54

    That's really, really, really odd. But you are beautiful. And apparently, flexible. x

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  3. Elizabeth M4 March 2014 at 09:54

    ewewewewewewewewewewew EW. EW. ew. Oh my god I can't. Whyyyyyy?

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  4. Ashley4 March 2014 at 09:55

    YIKES. What a creep!

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  5. Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre4 March 2014 at 09:56

    Ugh that story gave me anxiety when I read it.....sooooo creepy!!!!

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  6. Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalky4 March 2014 at 10:01

    ....another reason why i don't do gyms. CREEPY!!!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

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  7. Jessica4 March 2014 at 10:05

    Oh my gosh, I feel like I need to go scrub myself off after reading this. CREEPY!!

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  8. Casey @Waffling4 March 2014 at 10:07

    WTF.

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  9. Heather @ The Maritime Reader4 March 2014 at 10:24

    Yikes!! That's the kind of thing she should have kept to herself. When I first started reading this post, I thought she was going to say you were flexible during yoga class or something...which would have been a more normal observation :P

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  10. walking dot photography4 March 2014 at 10:31

    AHHH, so so SO creepy! lol Pretty sure I'd be paranoid every time I'm in the shower after that...
    xox
    giedre

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  11. Kouisse4 March 2014 at 10:42

    very creepy! yikes!

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  12. Melissa Nicole4 March 2014 at 11:04

    omg i just vommed a little bit. so. creeeeeepy!

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  13. Emily4 March 2014 at 11:05

    "That sounds creepy when you put it that way..." BAHA! Ahh...

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  14. Emily4 March 2014 at 11:27

    Oh my goodness. That is just weird. I'm thoroughly creeped out.

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  15. brooke lyn4 March 2014 at 11:32

    bahahahaha i die. you're so bendy.

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  16. Carly4 March 2014 at 12:38

    omg hahaha I was kind of hoping this turned out to be a dream or a fake story or something because I would have been totally creeped out too!

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  17. Anonymous4 March 2014 at 12:59

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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  18. JumpingJE4 March 2014 at 13:00

    Noooooo stop, please tell me you're kidding! :( Time to switch gyms?!

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  19. Becky M4 March 2014 at 15:10

    Oh my gosh! What a weirdo!

    agirlandhersparkles.blogspot.com

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  20. Unknown4 March 2014 at 15:13

    Oh man I probably would have started laughing hysterically which prob would have made it worse lol

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  21. Life As The Coats4 March 2014 at 15:20

    LOL oh my goodness! Someone was creeping on you hard!!!!

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  22. Unknown4 March 2014 at 15:49

    She sounds hot. You lucky duck you...

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  23. Haley4 March 2014 at 16:25

    Bahahahahaha! I would have been way to polite for that lady. I love that you were all like.. what are you talking about? You were watching me shower?! LOL. It's your own fault Alex, for bending soooooooooooooooooooooo good in the shower... LOL!! Totally weird and yes, you best be keeping an eye out for anymore bendy admirers.. ... ..

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  24. Jordan4 March 2014 at 16:35

    WHAT ON EARTH. How strange!!! Are there curtains??? That would seriously creep me out too

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  25. Brittany4 March 2014 at 16:38

    Beyond creepy!!!

    Just stopping by via the link up. Thought I'd say hi (in a non creepy way...)

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  26. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee4 March 2014 at 19:08

    Bahahahahaha! What... the actual... F*#K?!

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  27. Lisa C4 March 2014 at 20:06

    This is either the start of a porno or of a serial killer movie.

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  28. Kate Brown5 March 2014 at 08:34

    Oh my gosh. Was this at Goodlife? I love to read the 'missed connections' on Craig's List and I always see weird ones about Goodlife...

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  29. Anonymous5 March 2014 at 17:18

    Wow, the worst part is she doesn't even know she's CREEPY!

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  30. Jennifer6 March 2014 at 01:16

    i mean at least she was giving you a compliment? that's super way creepy, though!

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  31. Maria6 March 2014 at 14:47

    ummmmmmmm, YIKES, alex!!!! EEEEE, as i was reading this, i was picturing it...well, not you in the shower, but you know what i mean...hahaha and oh, you poor thing. i would be so freaked out. ohmygosh, i'm so sorry you had that happen to you.
    you seriously could write a book. a really good and funny one!! <3

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