Tuesday, 8 October 2013

You Make Me Sick

I've been a bit of a sourpuss as of late and it's hard for me to hide it in my writing. Instead, I'm using my writing as a tool to de-stress. The best way to do that? Blog about the types of people that annoy me!

The Slow Walker

I'm going to punch one of these people in the back of the head one day. Just you wait for it.

The Showoff

You went out to dinner and now you have to make it seem a thousand times better than it really was? A dinner is a dinner. Oh, I'm sorry; it was expensive, you say? It was a high end restaurant? There was a ton of care put into your dinner? The walls were painted blue, which is your favourite colour? You're not being cute with all these details. You're being annoying. Stop it.

The Complainer

Okay, so maybe I sound like a bit of a hypocrite here, since I'm essentially complaining about complainers, but I mean the ones who complain about everything.

Your iPod died and now you have no music to listen to on the way to work? Listen, it sucks. I get it. Music is everything to me. But, it's not the end of the world. You'll survive, so shut it.

The One That Doesn't Say Thank You

I took an extra few seconds out of my day to hold the door open for you. The least you can do is say thank you. I bought you a drink on your birthday. No thank you for that either? You're a bitch.

And for good measure....

The Nail Biter

Listen, if we're friends (or living together; *ahem*) and you're a nail biter, I still love you, but you should know that I think you're disgusting. Do you know how much dirt and germs live under your nails? I don't care that you just washed your hands. You don't suck your thumb. Why are you biting your nails? You make me sick.

What type of people annoy you? 

P.S. I totally feel better now.


  1. It's hard to remember life before iPods in the car. Can you believe we listened to -- gasp! -- the radio?!

  2. YES! yesyesyesyesyesyesyes. That is all I have to say about this post, because I agree with everything. 100%

  3. Hey, but that dinner he took her to was just too prestigious and divine to not go into extreme unnecessary detail!

  4. YES. Especially the people who walk slowly because they're texting, but they take up the ENTIRE sidewalk and then give you a dirty look when you "excuse me" push past them. ugh.

  5. my boyfriend bites his nails too! i hate it so much! we've actually gotten in stupid fights over it!

  6. The No Thank You-er. Hear mr ROAR! Hate that times infinity.

  7. that video was funny of the girl slipping and then trying to play it off cool by jumpin into the pool. LOL

  8. I agree with Jasmine..! That pool video made me laugh out loud! I was JUST thinking of something that really annoys me.. but suddenly I can't remember what it was...
    OLD PEOPLE in my town. I live in a retirement community so my patience is stretch a bit thin.... They always park in PARENT parking, makes me nuts. They pull out onto the road right in front of oncoming traffic .. they see the vehicle coming at them.. but they still pull out, like they have the right away because they're OLD. They can dish it out but can't take it.. Or just people in general that can dish it out and not take it.. They drive me bonkers.
    Hey! I feel better and didn't even know I .. Oh wait! I remember!!!
    People that SPOIL finales of shows.. I had a friend post a picture on Instagram about the finale to Breaking Bad.. I HAD TO comment. I was like, Glad I watched the finale last night, this would have completed ruined the whole show for me. She took it down. And rightfully so! I hate it when people spoil the endings of anything. Just pipe down, or at least write in huge letters SPOILER ALERT.. so people can look away.
    Okay, I'm good! Thanks.

  9. I think about 10x a day how much I hate slow walkers. I thought it at LEAST 5 times today and can specifically remember the exact moments I thought it. They drive me insane. Insane.

  10. All of the above bother me too!!! Another thing I hate is slow drivers! Ugh!

  11. I have to agree with you on that people that don't say thank you. I work in retail and whenever I'm helping someone and don't get a thank you when I'm finished their transaction, it makes me sick. People are really rude.


  12. hahahaha, i love your posts. i canNOT stand slow walkers. they make me hyperventilate. and i want to kick them sometimes! :)


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