I'm so sick and tired of this girl. And now she's pregnant? The woman can't stay married for more than 72 days but she can bring another self-centered Kardashian into the world?
|She knows how to pump gas?|
(I had to validate his claim that they eat breakfast at "Gucci" so I googled it. It actually is a restaurant. Don't blame me for not knowing that. I live in Canada. In an igloo. Where, for breakfast, I catch fish with my bare hands.)
Anyway, let me break it all down for you. Here are my 10 reasons why I would be happy as a clam if Kim Kardashian (and the Kardashian clan)
1. The Sex Tape & Ray J
Let's be honest people. If it wasn't for the tape, no one would know who Kim is. That tape is what made her who she is. And from what I hear, she does a great job of doing nothing in it.
2. She runs to mommy for everything/Even when she cries she looks fake
Kim went to Haiti, where she stayed in a $1,000 a night hotel and had children bused to her so she could meet them; completely avoiding refugee camps.
This scam even got Oprah talking, to which she fumed, "I think Kim is a phony." You go girl!
4. Her butt EXPLODED?
Okay, even I can admit that this is a stretch and might not be true. But if it is, come on.. Butt implants?
If you're going to get them, at least be honest about it!
5. Her 72 day marriage
Really, anyone who believes that wasn't just a publicity stunt needs a reality check.
Side note: I worked at the Air Canada Center for a few years. There, I met Kris Humphries parents (he was on the Toronto Raptors once-upon-a-time). They were very nice people and I'm sure they were very disappointed in their son. Just sayin'.
6. Her pregnancy
|Am I the only one that's bothered by the spelling error in this meme?|
Speaking of publicity stunts, I can't help but wonder if that baby was just a "perfect inconvenience".
7. Let's not forget that she's conceited and money-hungry
8. She wears fur
How many innocent animals must die in order for her to cover her.. bathing suit?
9. The celebs hate her too.
From Snopp Dogg calling her a ho, Michael Buble calling her a bitch, Amber Rose calling Kim out on being a homewrecker, Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm calling her a f**king idiot, to Beyonce calling her "beyond cheesy" the list of celeb hate for KK goes on.
10. She has her little sisters following in her footsteps
This little girl is 15. I feel like a pedophile for even putting this picture up.
I have to hand it to her though; if my words meant anything to anyone in the TMZ universe, this post would probably make her more famous. That takes a very special kind of fame.
What do YOU dislike about KK? If not her, then which celeb and why?
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