You Make Me Sick

I've been a bit of a sourpuss as of late and it's hard for me to hide it in my writing. Instead, I'm using my writing as a tool to de-stress. The best way to do that? Blog about the types of people that annoy me!


The Slow Walker

I'm going to punch one of these people in the back of the head one day. Just you wait for it.

The Showoff

You went out to dinner and now you have to make it seem a thousand times better than it really was? A dinner is a dinner. Oh, I'm sorry; it was expensive, you say? It was a high end restaurant? There was a ton of care put into your dinner? The walls were painted blue, which is your favourite colour? You're not being cute with all these details. You're being annoying. Stop it.

The Complainer

Okay, so maybe I sound like a bit of a hypocrite here, since I'm essentially complaining about complainers, but I mean the ones who complain about everything.

Your iPod died and now you have no music to listen to on the way to work? Listen, it sucks. I get it. Music is everything to me. But, it's not the end of the world. You'll survive, so shut it.

The One That Doesn't Say Thank You

I took an extra few seconds out of my day to hold the door open for you. The least you can do is say thank you. I bought you a drink on your birthday. No thank you for that either? You're a bitch.

And for good measure....

The Nail Biter

Listen, if we're friends (or living together; *ahem*) and you're a nail biter, I still love you, but you should know that I think you're disgusting. Do you know how much dirt and germs live under your nails? I don't care that you just washed your hands. You don't suck your thumb. Why are you biting your nails? You make me sick.

What type of people annoy you? 

P.S. I totally feel better now.