I've Got Beef with Kim Kardashian

Alright ladies, this post may offend some of you, but before you start sending me hate mail and throwing rotten eggs at my house, just remember that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Right? And in my opinion, Kim Kardashian is what's wrong with society. SorryI'mNotSorry.

I'm so sick and tired of this girl. And now she's pregnant? The woman can't stay married for more than 72 days but she can bring another self-centered Kardashian into the world?

She knows how to pump gas?
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I know you Kardashian lovers are all on the defensive right now, so maybe you can explain to me what she's famous for. Because, according to most of the world, including her baby daddy, it's from a boring dirty little sex tape. As Kayne says in his single Clique: "Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie."

(I had to validate his claim that they eat breakfast at "Gucci" so I googled it. It actually is a restaurant. Don't blame me for not knowing that. I live in Canada. In an igloo. Where, for breakfast, I catch fish with my bare hands.)

Anyway, let me break it all down for you. Here are my 10 reasons why I would be happy as a clam if Kim Kardashian (and the Kardashian clan) would fall off the face of the earth were never heard from again:

1. The Sex Tape & Ray J

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Let's be honest people. If it wasn't for the tape, no one would know who Kim is. That tape is what made her who she is. And from what I hear, she does a great job of doing nothing in it.

2. She runs to mommy for everything/Even when she cries she looks fake

Enough said.

3. Haiti

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Kim went to Haiti, where she stayed in a $1,000 a night hotel and had children bused to her so she could meet them; completely avoiding refugee camps. 

This scam even got Oprah talking, to which she fumed, "I think Kim is a phony." You go girl!

4. Her butt EXPLODED?

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Okay, even I can admit that this is a stretch and might not be true. But if it is, come on.. Butt implants?

If you're going to get them, at least be honest about it!

5. Her 72 day marriage

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 Really, anyone who believes that wasn't just a publicity stunt needs a reality check.

Side note: I worked at the Air Canada Center for a few years. There, I met Kris Humphries parents (he was on the Toronto Raptors once-upon-a-time). They were very nice people and I'm sure they were very disappointed in their son. Just sayin'.

6. Her pregnancy

Am I the only one that's bothered by the spelling error in this meme?
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Speaking of publicity stunts, I can't help but wonder if that baby was just a "perfect inconvenience".

7. Let's not forget that she's conceited and money-hungry

8. She wears fur

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How many innocent animals must die in order for her to cover her.. bathing suit?

9. The celebs hate her too.

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From Snopp Dogg calling her a ho, Michael Buble calling her a bitch, Amber Rose calling Kim out on being a homewrecker, Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm calling her a f**king idiot, to Beyonce calling her "beyond cheesy" the list of celeb hate for KK goes on.

10. She has her little sisters following in her footsteps

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This little girl is 15. I feel like a pedophile for even putting this picture up.

I have to hand it to her though; if my words meant anything to anyone in the TMZ universe, this post would probably make her more famous. That takes a very special kind of fame.

What do YOU dislike about KK? If not her, then which celeb and why?

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